3 Men Died And Went Up To Heaven

3 men died and went up to Heaven. They’re told that there’s only one rule; do not step on a duck.

All 3 of them thought that this was going to be easy, but when they looked around, they saw ducks everywhere.

The 1^st
man tried to walk through but sure enough, he stepped on a poor little duck. For his punishment, God locks him up with the ugliest woman he could find.

The 2^nd
man tiptoes everywhere but after a few minutes, he too, unfortunately, stepped on a duck. God also locked him up with the ugliest woman he ever created.

The last man was smart, he decided to stay put for the whole day and sure enough, he managed not to step on a duck. For his reward, God locks him up with the most beautiful woman ever.

The last man looked at the woman and said, “I do not know what I did to deserve such a beautiful lady like you!”

“I don’t know about you but I stepped on a duck.” the woman replied

Another funny joke posted by Ok_Mobile_6865, originally seen on Reddit.



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  1. Three frogs went to frog’s heaven. They were greeted by an angel who told them they could stay as long as they did not get stepped on.

    The first frog perished after just an hour. A fat bastard flattened him with his giant boot.

    The second frog was a bit more careful and lasted a whole week before another bumbling buffoon stomped him out of existence.

    The third frog lived for what felt for an eternity and in a movement of perfect bliss he was skewered by a foot long red heel shoe.

    Moral of the story? There is none.

    It is just a matter of frog’s perspective.

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