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A cow walks up to a man

“Hey man” the cow says “What the fuck?!” says the man “A talking cow?!’ The cow laughs and says “bet you’ve never seen a talking cow before have you!” The man is shocked and says “well what else can you do?” the cow says “lots of things, here I will show you” the cow walks over to a phone box, pulls out a wallet and dials a pizza shop and orders 2 large pepperoni pizzas. The man is amazed “I’ve never seen a cow order a pizza before, what else can you do?” the cow says “watch this” and gets out 3 balls, sets them on fire and starts juggling them.

At this point the man is totally amazed and says “I never though I’d see anything like this. Thankyou for showing me all of this, you’ve changed my life” the cow smiles but then starts looking sad “I’m afraid I haven’t been totally honest with you” the man listened carefully “I am sad to tell you this seeming as I have made you so happy and amazed, but I have tricked you, I am not really a cow”

The “cow” takes out a wet cloth and starts to wipe all the black and white paint off it’s body and says “I’m actually a buffalo”

Another funny joke posted by Esteemed_Vegetables, originally seen on Reddit.

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