The teller of the bank brings dog to bank president because of so much money.
The bank president says for dog and lawyer come into his office and close the door. He makes question to the dog, “How do you come by having so much moneys?”
The dog replies, “ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF GRRRRR RURF RUFF RUFF RRRRRR ARF RULF.”
“Bets, you say?” says the bank president stroking his chin. “Perhaps you can permit me a demonstration.”
The dog looks modestly at his paws, then looks up at the bank president and says, “HAROOOOOO OOOOF OOOOOL RAAAOOOOOO WOOOOOOO ROOOOOOO OOOOOOF.”
The bank president snorts in disbelief. “Your own eyeball? Impossible. Very well. 5,000$ for the winner.”
The dog removes his false eye and bites it in his dog mouth. Bank president hang his mouth open with surprise of it. Then regretfully makes to hand dog the 5,000$
But the dog says, “HURRRRR HURRRRRA. RUGGGGGGY. RUURRRRR RURRRR RUGGGY RUGGGY RUGGGY.”
“With your tongue? I am in disbelief. I will take that action, double or nothing!” cries the bank president, rubbing his hands in glee to the thought of winning 10,000$ of this dog.
But the dog removes his fake tongue and sticks it up his own butthole.
“You have the best of me again!” shouts the bank president, and makes to handing the dog 10,000$
But again the dog stops him and says, “BAWOOOOOOOOOOOO. ROOO ROOO RAAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOO GLORP.”
The bank manager looks suspicious for a moment, and then shakes his head. “No. This time a winner is me. You’ll never be able to make it. The task is physically not possible. I accept the bet, double or nothing.”
So the dog stands up on his his legs and lets loose a mighty stream of urine. It splashes all over the bank president’s desk, on his name placard, on his keyboard, soaking his documents.
The bank president claps his hands and jumps up and down, laughing with delight. “HA HA! I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD NEVER MAKE IT OVER MY DESK! MY DEBT IS CANCELED!” But then he notices that the lawyer of the dog is cursing and making angry face. He asks the dog, “What is making your lawyer so angry? I do not understand.”
The dog looks the bank president dead in the eyes and shits on his rug.
Another funny joke posted by One_for_each_of_you, originally seen on Reddit.