10+10=twenty
11+11=twenty too
Another funny joke posted by sweetsformysweets, originally seen on Reddit.
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Not bad, not bad at all
Get out, and take the 8 year old with you.
And take an upvote as you are going.
I love it
Fuck. Take my upvote and give your kid my kudos.
I’m very impressed. My small humans usually just come up with stuff like
“knock knock”
“who’s there?”
” banana”
“banana who?”
“farts!” *Bursts into laughter*
19 and 20 got in a fight
21
Really good. Is he old enough to be a dad?
Your 8 year old is learning to copy and paste jokes?
11 was a racehorse
22 was 12
1111 race
22112
How do cows count?
With a cowculator.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world
Those who understand binary, and those who don’t!
Why didn’t four ask five on a date?
It was two squared.
There are 2 types of people at this world.
Them who use grammar good and they who doesn’t.
What did the owl say to his friend who had called him a Twit
He said well you’re a Twit Toowooooo
Why was six afraid of seven?
​
Because seven was a registered six offender.
I’m starting to get really fucking sick of everyone pretending their kids made up jokes my dad told me twenty years ago
Does your 8 year old watch Tim The Tatman on Twitch by chance? This joke was doing the rounds recently.
Your 8 year old watch TimtheTatman or do you?
Have there always been this many “my kid told me this” jokes? It seems like there have been a large influx in the last 2 months or so.
Nice did he read it on r/jokes last week?
“I’m worried about what will happen next year…”
“Why?”
“Well 2020 was awful, and I don’t think you realize that next year is 2020 too”
Ya i bet most 8 year olds use the correct spelling of too two and to. Meh on that setup.
Mason, the number mason.
and then everyone clapped
There are two kinds of people in the world: those that can extrapolate information from incomplete data…
Wait til they find out about 4/20 and 4/22
Why are all the jokes here from little kids? Sounds a little suspicious
Aaaah, good ol’ 1345. https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/kqdh3s/did_you_know_that_1010_and_1111_are_the_same/
I hate that the jokes that crack me up the most on this sub are puns and don’t translate to my language, so I’ll never have a chance to tell them.
This is ducking gold!! He better get the all the fucking ice-cream tonight or we will have problems! 🤣🤣
I don’t know if it’s a joke but here is a tongue twister I got off a lunchable. It went like this: One-one was a gamer. Two-two was one too. When One-one won one game, Two-two won one too.
But what’s nine plus ten
you got a fucking genius