He forgot to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, “Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?”
“Well,” says the skipper, “first I’m gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap … then I’m gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner….. then I’m gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her big time all night.”
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess. Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She’s so embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady’s bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: “No need to hurry, dear. He’s gotta take a shit first.”
Another funny joke posted by YZXFILE, originally seen on Reddit.
…and then the stwardess asked the old lady to put her bag under the seat in front of her, just as she’d asked 10 minutes before.
Via Good Will Hunting:
After relaying a message to the passengers about the flight time, the pilot forgets to turn off the intercom.. The pilot says to the copilot
‟Man, know what I want right now? Some coffee and a blowjob”
A stewardess hears this and runs towards the cockpit to tell the pilots to turn the intercom off when a mn from the back yells
‟Do not forget the coffee!”
Plane to Tower : We have an emergency. What should we do?
Tower: Repeat the following words after me – Art Father in heaven…..