At the dinner table, he decides to put it to use.
“Son, do you watch porn?” He asked his son.
“No dad. Not at all. I would never do something like that.” The robot slaps him.
“You just lied to me, son. You know when I was your age, we never even thought of such things.” The robot slaps him this time.
Seeing all this, the man’s wife laughs. “Haha. After all, he is your son.” The robot slaps her this time.
Another funny joke posted by PsChampion_007, originally seen on Reddit.
‟Never heard ths one before!”
The robot slaps *me*.
I wish I had one of these for my girlfriend.
*Slap*
Fine, I just wish I had one.
This isn’t a joke.This is a story abut how a defective, lie detecting robot ruins the lives of a once normal and happy family.
The boy turns to the robot and says, “I am lying.”
The robot moves to slap him, pauses, vibrates, and then starts smoking… Dead.