A man comes home early from work and tells his wife he just got fired. He tells her, “I got caught with my penis in the pickle slicer.” His wife asks him if his penis is okay and he assures her it is fine. “Well,” she asks, “What happened to the pickle slicer?”

“Oh,” he says, “She got fired too.”

Another funny joke posted by Poohbizzle79, originally seen on Reddit.



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  1. I am pretty sure that if it were actually a factory, then the pickle slcing would be done by machine. That’s the whole point of a factory, greater output by eliminating inefficiencies. So… yeah.

  2. *This version really brought the bots out. The longer version with the therapist is my favorite:*

    Bill worked in a pickle factory.

    He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

    His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he’d be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was
    seriously wrong.

    “What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked. “Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”

    “Oh, Bill, you didn’t.”

    “Yes, I did.”

    “My God, Bill, what happened?”

    “I got fired.”

    “No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?”

    “Oh, she got fired, too.”

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