ght17
He lifted his head and asked : “is my wife, with whom I spent my best and worst moments here?”, his wife held his hand and said with tears in her eyes and sadness in her voice “yes honey I’m here”
he took a deep breath, then lifted his head again and asked : “are my children, who have served me in my life and are going to remember me after my death here ?”, his three children, in pain and sorrow, approached, kissed him and said “yes father we’re here”
he took another deep breath, then lifted his head again and asked : “are my brothers and sisters ,with whom I had a wonderful childhood and who never let me down here ?”, his siblings, at his bed’s feet, answered : “yes, we are here”
he took another deep breath, then lifted his head again and asked : “are my friends, who helped me whenever I needed support, and who made me go on in this life here ?”, few sounds from the depth of the room were raised as his friends were saying “we are all here”
he took another deep breath, then lifted his head and asked : “is my lawyer, who will record my last will here ?”, the lawyer, from a nearby chair said : “yes sir I am here”
the man’s face turned red, and he shouted : “if you’re all here then why on earth is the kitchen’s light on ?”
Another funny joke posted by ght17, originally seen on Reddit.
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