After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall… He asks the bartender, “What the fock is that?”
The bartender replies, “It’s a moose.”
The Scottish chap shouts back, “Fock me! How big are the cats here?”
Another funny joke posted by ZorgoCrypton, originally seen on Reddit.