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A wife sits down opposite her husband and takes his hand in hers.

Wife: Honey, I’ve got something to tell you.

Husband: What is it?

Wife: Darling, I’m pregnant.

Husband: Hello pregnant, I’m dad!

Wife: …..no you’re not.

Another funny joke posted by Arkady2009, originally seen on Reddit.

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