She was picking through the frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough for her entire family.
So, she asked a stock boy, “Excuse me, do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
Another funny joke posted by ClassroomTotal4025, originally seen on Reddit.
Remember when you were with the Beatles and you were supposed to be dead, and there were all these clues, like you play some song backwards and it’d say, like “Paul is Dead” and everybody thought you were dead and, um, that was a hoax right?
Yeah, I wasn’t really dead.