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An already drunk man walks into a bar,

shouting “happy new year, everybody.”
The bartender answers “its easter already, you moron.”
The man becomes pale and mumbles “oh no, i am gonna be in real trouble with my wife, when i get home…”

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I met this smoking hot chick at the bar the other night. After a few drinks and some dancing, she whispers in my ear, “Give me 10 inches and make me bleed..”

What do chocolatiers call their testicles?