A friend sees him and says, “Oy, Moishe! How can you read that rag? Don’t you know the things they say about us?”
To which the man replies, “Well, I used to read to read the Jewish papers, but they’re so depressing. Every headline is ‘Jews Being Persecuted!’ ‘Jews Living in Poverty!’ ‘Jews Being Oppressed!’. But now I read these Arab papers and the headlines are all ‘Jews Own All the Banks!’ ‘Jews Control the Media!’ ‘Jews Run the World!’. It’s much more uplifting!”
Another funny joke posted by ALarson993, originally seen on Reddit.