Chewie is short for Chewbacca
Ani is short for Anakin Skywalker
What is Luke short for?
A stormtrooper
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Chewie is short for Chewbacca
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First thing Leia says to him in A New Hope when he opens up her cell during the rescue from the Death Star
EDIT
*LOVED* it. If I had awards to give, you’d receive them
Video of Luke meeting Leia.
https://youtu.be/DXn8-meSd8g
Where does Chewbacca go to get confidential documents about his enemies?
Wookieeleaks.
This is a good one! You don’t need to know every detail about Star Wars to get it, you just need to watch halfway into the first movie (A New Hope, ok?) Hate from comments is undeserved.
Anikan?
There sure is a lot of salt in this comment section
“Aren’t you a little fat for a stormtrooper?”
“Well stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch!”
Chewbacca is the ultimate professional.
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He never makes Wookie mistakes.
ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I’m a lawyer defending a major record company, and I’m talkin’ about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you’re in that jury room deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
I haven’t heard that in a long time
I’ve always assumed that Leia was f*cking with the stormie coming to get her for execution/more torture, just to keep her own spirits up.
Lukachenko
Lucas.
My wife FINALLY agreed to a Star Wars role play in the bedroom…
…The only catch was I had to be Obi Wan, because she always had a thing for Ewan McGregor.
“Of course!” I said, and got to work putting together the sexiest Obi Wan costume I could. I even managed to find Glow in the Dark condoms so I could impress her with my “lightsaber”.
The night finally came. Dressed in my Jedi robe I slowly opened the bedroom door. The room was dark. I could only barely make out my wife’s pale naked body, posed sensually on the bed.
I slowly remove my robe, revealing the faint blue glow of my ‘lightsaber’
‘Hello there,’ I say, in my best sexy Obi Wan accent
‘General Kenobi,’ she replied, as four other ‘Lightsabers’ appeared behind her
Dick is short for Richard
Lukkake
I think it’d flow better if you took “Skywalker” out. Especially since Ani is only short for Anakin.
General Grievous is shorter than I expected.
also short for George’s last name
I don’t get this joke whatsoever and I’ve watched all the Star Wars films many times.
If Chewie is short for Chewbaca,
then Stewie is short for Stewbaca?
dad jokes… NICE
Lu……lu……leu…kaemia?
Q: What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
A: Lukewarm.
Luke and darth Vader are dueling on the command bridge of the death star. The relentless to and fro is suddenly interrupted by Luke:
“Dad, what is the point in all of this? Rebels, the empire, it’s all a big mess! Least of all for us, we’re family! Say, it’s not long until the holidays, how bout we put this awful business behind us and you, Leia and I spend Christmas together?”
“Ksshhhhhh….. hcchhhhh…..kssshhhh…..”
The sith lord considers as their lightsabers are still locked together.
“Kshhhhhh….hcccchhh…. I accept.”
Christmas rolls around and Luke and Leia are excited to gift their reconciled father his first christmas presents. Vader first picks up Leia’s gift. And without opening it exhales:
“Kshhhhhhhhh….. hcccchhh….kashmir sweater”
Confused, yet wanting to continue the effort to bring the family back together, Luke hands his estranged father his present. Again, Vader accepts the gift and as soon as his fingers touch the wrapping he exclaims:
“Kshhhhhhhhh………hcccchhhh… Hair dryer”
Luke, trying to hide his disappointment that this potential galaxy uniting day was in jeopardy asks with forced laughter:
“Ha, Dad, how could you have possibly known?”
“Kssshhhhhhh…… hcccchhhh….. kssshhhhgg…… hccccchhhh…… I felt your presents”
I love this and will be stealing it.
… … … Aah, I get it. 🤗
Chew it Punchie!
Han is short for Handsome
Automatic upvote for this and any other joke that makes me get up out of my chair, walk into the living room, and tell my wife “I got a good one for ya…”
We all know what happens when a Stormtrooper who’s not short passes a door.
That’s a super geek joke. Had to read comments. Not bad though.
I don’t get it
Well exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcuse me princess (Leia)
Die happy.
good one
What’s Yoda short for?
He only has little legs.
What is Tatooine’s highest grossing movie?
The Pink Bantha
I went to an Italian restaurant. The waiter came over to take my order.
“Do you do ciabatta?” I asked.
“I’ll try” replied the waiter. “Rrrrrrr-ghghghghgh!”
I’m picturing Han say this with a sneer and Leia losing her shit while Kylo sighs and walks out of the room
>What is Luke short for?
> A Stormtrooper
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Doctor Who had this the other way around:
Ten: “You’ve got six billion pairs of eyes and you still can’t see the obvious, can you?”
Master: “What?”
Ten: “That guard is one inch too tall.”
^Doctor ^Who, ^Series ^4 ^[30] ^Specials, ^Episode ^5, *^The ^End ^Of ^Time ^- ^Part ^Two*
I don’t get it
You, sir or madam, are a goddamn genius
Luke is short for Lukewacca.
That’s what she said
Cute but it’s short for Luke Inside Yourself You Know it to be True
Quaaluke
It took me 10 minutes to get this.
Man that took me a second lol