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Cosmetic surgery used to be a pretty taboo subject

Now you mention botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Another funny joke posted by PQ01, originally seen on Reddit.

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  1. **A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was immediately transported to the hospital.
    While she was in surgery she had a supernatural, near death exprience.
    She met God and asked him: ‟Has my time come?”
    He answered: ‟No, you’ve 43 years, 2 months and 8 more days to live..”
    After she recovered, the woman decided to stay in hospital and do plastic surgery on her face, liposuction, breast enlargement and abdominal fat removal.
    She also called a hair stylist to change her hairstyle and an orthodontist to perform a ‘teeth lifting’.
    She figured, if she had so much time in front of her, she should live the best way possible.
    After her last plastic surgery and not until she has recovered, she wore a new dress with matching heels, left the hospital, went across the street and an ambulance run over her…
    While crossing the gates to heaven, she reached God and demanded to know what happened: ‟You told me I had 43 more years! Why did not you save me from the ambulance?”
    And he answered: ‟I did not recognize you.”**

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