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“Doctor, I think I’m going deaf.”

Doctor said, “Describe the symptoms.”

– “Well, Homer is bald, Marge has blue hair…”

Another funny joke posted by isu_asenjo, originally seen on Reddit.

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  1. I’ve been in Rocky Horror groups that used a similar joke. The part where Frank sings, “I’ll remove the cause… (long pause) …but not the symptom!” During the pause, someone yells, “But what about Homer, Bart, Marge, Lisa, and Maggie?” Then, speaking over Frank, “…but not the Simpsons!”

  2. “Docter, I think I’m a moth, please help me!”

    “ Sorry, but I am a barber, sir, I can’t help you!”

    “Yeah I know”

    “So why did you come in here?”

    “Your light is on!”

  3. (Context: there is a type of fish called a “harder”)

    Man 1: “What are you fishing?”

    Man 2: “Harder”

    Man 1: “WHAT ARE YOU FISHING!!?”

  4. Three old ladies were sitting on a bench.
    The first one said “Windy today, isn’t it?”
    The second one replied “No, it’s Thursday!”
    The third one said “So am I, let’s have some tea!”

  5. I was thinking it was a lip reading thing. Symptoms and Simpsons look the same on the lips.

    FYI- I AM deaf myself. And I lip read.

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