Doctor said, “Describe the symptoms.”
– “Well, Homer is bald, Marge has blue hair…”
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“Doctor, I think I’m going deaf.”
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Ok, now I’m hearing Dr. Hibbert’s chuckle as part of this joke.
Had a genuine belly laugh at this!
Solid joke, sir/ma’am/them.
That took a while and a re-read. Well done.
“What do we want!?”
“Hearing aids!”
“When do we want them!?”
“Hearing aids!”
My deaf girlfriend just said we need to talk.
–
This is not a good sign.
First nose-exhale laugh in a while, thank you.
Ugh, that took me way too long! Good job
I don’t get it? I haven’t watched Simpsons, is it related?
Told this to my near deaf girlfriend, no reaction, she didn’t hear it properly…
Thank You!!! Take my upvote
It took [Doctor Mike](https://youtu.be/vm4cGcvzm9A) a long time to get it (at 4:25)
I’ve been in Rocky Horror groups that used a similar joke. The part where Frank sings, “I’ll remove the cause… (long pause) …but not the symptom!” During the pause, someone yells, “But what about Homer, Bart, Marge, Lisa, and Maggie?” Then, speaking over Frank, “…but not the Simpsons!”
# D’oh!
Hahahaha.
As a man who has very poor hearing, this absolutely made me laugh! Very funny!
i hear him. i hear him..
That’s one to share
… what?
“Doctor, I think I’m going deaf”
Dr: what are your symptoms?
“What?”
I’m Hard of Hearing and approve this joke!
“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel!”
I resemble that joke.
“There’s Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the baby, and the fat one. Oh, how I loathe him.”
“Docter, I think I’m a moth, please help me!”
“ Sorry, but I am a barber, sir, I can’t help you!”
“Yeah I know”
“So why did you come in here?”
“Your light is on!”
Doctor I think Im blind.
How do you know?
Do you see that fly over here?
Yes
Well, I don’t see it
(Context: there is a type of fish called a “harder”)
Man 1: “What are you fishing?”
Man 2: “Harder”
Man 1: “WHAT ARE YOU FISHING!!?”
Ha
this made me laugh more than i wanted to. bravo.
I read this while watching The Symptoms, er, Simpsons.
That’s really hard to hear
Three old ladies were sitting on a bench.
The first one said “Windy today, isn’t it?”
The second one replied “No, it’s Thursday!”
The third one said “So am I, let’s have some tea!”
I was thinking it was a lip reading thing. Symptoms and Simpsons look the same on the lips.
FYI- I AM deaf myself. And I lip read.
I appreciate jokes which make me read them a second time. *clap clap*
Everything’s coming up Millhouse
Hi Everbahdy
For the last time, I told you this was a post office!
LOL
Thanks Dr. Nick!
r/badjokes
Merry Simpon
Jokes that make you think and laugh later is the best
I dont get it
I would say dislexy with the ears
This is one of the few commonly reposted jokes on here that genuinely gives me a chuckle every time.
Sir this is a wendys
noice
This took me too long to understand the joke and I’m really upset
Homer symptoms