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Guy goes to the doctor because his ass is sore

He tells the doctor he got fucked by an elephant. The doctor says, “That’s odd, I’ve heard that an elephant’s dick is actually very thin”

The man says, “That’s true. The problem is he fingered me first”

Another funny joke posted by nextyear1908, originally seen on Reddit.

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