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Heisenberg and Schrodinger

Werner Heisenberg and Ernst Schrodinger are driving down the road late one night, and they are stopped by a cop.

Heisenberg rolls down the window and says, “evening officer”.

The cop asked, “Do you know how fast you were going?”

Heisenberg says, “No, but I knew exactly where I was.”

The cop says, “You were going exactly 143 kilometers per hour.”

Heisenberg says, “Great! Now we’re lost!”

The cop asks, “Do you mind if I look in your trunk?”

Schrodinger says, “Go ahead. All we have in there is a cat.”

The cop looks in the trunk and says, “Sorry to tell you, but your cat is dead.”

Schrodinger sighs and says, “Well _now_ he is!”

Another funny joke posted by elucify, originally seen on Reddit.

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