How to become a millionaire:

Step One: Be a billionaire

Step Two: Short sell $GME

Another funny joke posted by Briterac, originally seen on Reddit.



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  1. I’ve never seen anything like this, where a reddit group was egging people on to buy and fuck over the shorts.

    I’m dumbfounded this didn’t happen with Tesla. I got out. I can’t see any justification for their price – not even a tenth of it.

    The last time I saw anything close to this was decades ago in the Enron run-up, until it was found out they were faking all the accounting.

    Buyer beware.

  2. *Reminds me of the old Steve Martin bit:*

    You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes!

    You say.. “Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?”

    First.. get a million dollars.

    Now.. you say, “Steve.. what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, ‘You.. have never paid taxes’?”

    Two simple words.

    Two simple words in the English language: “I forgot!”

  3. Step One : Get a small loan from your Dad

    Step Two : Cheat, Lie, Don’t pay your contractors, go bankrupt a few times

    Step Three : Inherit few hundreds of millions

    Step Four : Open a University and cheat your students out of their money

    Step Five :

  4. How to become a millionaire, starting from nothing

    Step 1. Start thinking for yourself!

    Step 2….. you master step 1 first and ill tell you the rest

    FYI… the first million is the hardest… first hand experience

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