Step One: Be a billionaire
Step Two: Short sell $GME
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I’ve never seen anything like this, where a reddit group was egging people on to buy and fuck over the shorts.
I’m dumbfounded this didn’t happen with Tesla. I got out. I can’t see any justification for their price – not even a tenth of it.
The last time I saw anything close to this was decades ago in the Enron run-up, until it was found out they were faking all the accounting.
Buyer beware.
*Reminds me of the old Steve Martin bit:*
You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes!
You say.. “Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?”
First.. get a million dollars.
Now.. you say, “Steve.. what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, ‘You.. have never paid taxes’?”
Two simple words.
Two simple words in the English language: “I forgot!”
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Unused margin is wasted margin!
I think I’m going to buy some puts on it. Because that thing is going to come crashing down.
I saw a story somewhere that with all their added value they were now going to be offering everyone 25¢ for their games
You will more likely be a negative billionaire
How to become a millionaire:
Step One: Buy 5000 shares of GME @ $20/share
Step Two: Dupe Redditors into pumping the stock
Step Three: Dump it @ $300/share
Have an onlyfans account
Step one: be a billionaire
Step Two: Get married
Hahahaha, death to capitalist pigs!
I love how far this has reached.
I got my toes today 😩😩🥵🥵
ORIGINAL CONTENT ALERT!!!
Wall Street is pissed and I think it’s fucking hilarious.
COL!
Go on who wants to be a millionaire and win the 1 million
At this point, down the road, I’m considering short selling GME, just do be a dick.
How to be a millionaire: Convert $1.25 to Venezuelan money.
I approve.
Nah, just marry someone extremely old but extremely rich then after the wedding they will have a heart attack and all the money is yours.
Kek
Step two: get a wife
Step One : Get a small loan from your Dad
Step Two : Cheat, Lie, Don’t pay your contractors, go bankrupt a few times
Step Three : Inherit few hundreds of millions
Step Four : Open a University and cheat your students out of their money
Step Five :
Step One: Be a billionaire
Step Two: Get married
r/wallstreetbets would love this joke
step 3) regret
Reminds me of two women talking and one says
-I made my husband a millionaire
-wow how did you do that?
-He was billionaire before
Step Three: ???
Step Four: PROFIT!
Wait, that isn’t right…
Thank you!Never thought about it!
Anyone watching GBR
Luv it.
Ok tell one about next quarters stockholder meeting held over webex.
How to become a millionaire, starting from nothing
Step 1. Start thinking for yourself!
Step 2….. you master step 1 first and ill tell you the rest
FYI… the first million is the hardest… first hand experience
When you poop
Step 3: watch your wife drive away with her boyfriend and his new found GME billions
[The plan](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l7b1b7/a_dark_part_wallstreetbets_history_and_why_its/gl62g0x?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
-Of course! If you’re a billionaire when you meet her!
It used to be start with a billion, buy an airline…
Ne plus, if you do short GME, you get bailed out by buddy billionaires.