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I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn’t believe me…

Until I rode pasta.

Another funny joke posted by IRBigAl, originally seen on Reddit.

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  1. This joke is exponentially funnier the closer you get to Boston.

    EDIT: Holy balls, guys! This is my first comment to reach 100 likes! Thank you for finding me entertaining!

  2. After a long day working in the kitchen, a pasta chef rode the train back home but found himself locked out of his apartment.

    He came home with gnocchi.

  3. I told my husband I was trying spaghetti as the my new found beauty secret. He didn’t believe me…

    *…Until he saw my angel hair…*

  4. In America, we pronounce pasta like paws-tuh.

    If you pronounce it like my Canadian friends (who tell me I say it weird,) its pronounced like pasture if you replace the -ure with -a.

    And if you DO pronounce it like them, the joke is 100 times funnier.

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