Until I rode pasta.
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I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn’t believe me…
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They see me ravioli…
I just cannelloni its not butter
If I had a penne every time I heard this joke
That’s using the old noodle!
(told with an australian accent)
I told her I was making a bike out of someone we knew from church. She didn’t believe me until I rode pastor.
This joke is exponentially funnier the closer you get to Boston.
EDIT: Holy balls, guys! This is my first comment to reach 100 likes! Thank you for finding me entertaining!
After a long day working in the kitchen, a pasta chef rode the train back home but found himself locked out of his apartment.
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He came home with gnocchi.
This one doesn’t work with my accent 🙁
Carburanas can be hard to install
I got my bike stolen yesterday and told this to my wife this morning. She rolled her eyes. It was great.
I used to work at a pasta factory but I ended up getting fired for making a fusilli mistakes.
I’ve heard a fusilli jokes in my time!
I’m at work in my office. This made me laugh so hard, and so abruptly, my office neighbor came to check on me.
Maybe I’m slow…but who pronounces pasta that way?
I don’t spaghet it
My dumb brain thought this was a metaphor, like making a mountain out of a molehill….
She’d thought it was impastable!
Did you come up with this? If not, please state your sauce.
I told my husband I was trying spaghetti as the my new found beauty secret. He didn’t believe me…
*…Until he saw my angel hair…*
Didn’t get this at first, but I noodled it out.
…and straight through the barracks of the Royal Fusilliers.
This joke is way funnier to Canadians.
In America, we pronounce pasta like paws-tuh.
If you pronounce it like my Canadian friends (who tell me I say it weird,) its pronounced like pasture if you replace the -ure with -a.
And if you DO pronounce it like them, the joke is 100 times funnier.
Rode straight pasta?
This joke is al dente!
What do you call a worm in a cell? – A vermicelli.
It was the last we spoke about it, she went off the chain.
Must have been a penne farthing……
I’m on Xanax hard right now and this is f**cking hilarious
This joke is so fu-Fussili
One of my classmates has told me this joke at least 10 times.
I love this. It’s perfect.
Edit: I upvoted your post, OP.
Guys I don’t get it 🙁
This joke would do great at a family get together orzo I’m told
Gnocchi t off
Been noodling on this for a while but don’t get the joke.
A Penne Farthing
You do realize, this joke was written by Al Fredo, right?
Sounds strung out.
Was it a Penne Farthing?
I dont spageht it
I’m sure it would have gnocchi’d her socks off….
Me not knowing many pastas, therefore not being able to make humor out of noodles.
I did the opposite. I turned my bike into spaghetti.
Take that all the doubters who thought it was im-pasta-ble
I wish I had a wife, I’m cannelloni.
You tell here that you are making spaghetti out ot bicycle. She will believe you.