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Ted Cruz would leave for Mexico at once because the room’s too cold.
Who’s on first?
No, who’s on second, what’s on first.
I don’t know who any of these people are but it’s a good joke and I know many people whose names I could substitute instead
Read Greg Abbott as Tony Abbott but I guess the punchline doesn’t change anyway
You’re tearing me apart Lisa!
What a story, Mark!
This joke is so old it used to be if you put khufu khafre and menkaure together in a pyramid
(Theyre pharoahs and the giza pyramids are named after them)
Cuomo as well
Greg Abbott because he’ll be sitting in it.
Can’t tell if this joke is corny, or not
If you give each of them an enema which once disappears first?
The room would feel flush with embarrassment.
Then Cuomo walks in and sexually assults the room.
The room is the only thing that seems to be self aware
A man is walking in the jungle and all of a sudden he falls into a lion pit (which is a hole in the ground covered with straw to trap lions). As his eyes adjust to the darkness he sees a lion, a rattle snake and a lawyer. Beginning to panic at the situation that he is in he reaches for his gun realizing that he has only two bullets. What does he do?
He shoots the lawyer twice!
Note: Everyone calm down. It’s just a joke I don’t advocate shooting anyone for any reason!
Up until very recently, jokes like this would’ve been non-party-specific, such as “If you put Hillary, Trump, and Biden together…” It was “us” making fun of “them.” They’ve successfully managed to turn us against each other, me vs. you, my team making fun of your team. Just a thought.
But they wouldn’t be able to get in because Pelosi, Schumer, and Biden would already be there…
Where’s the joke
Remind me which one killed tens of thousands of elderly people by intentionally shoving Covid patients in nursing homes… wait, no, that was Cuomo.
Oh but one of them did throw a wine party while everyone was forbidden from seeing their families for Thanksgiving… wait, no, that was Newsome.
But what about the time Greg… shit that was Pelosi. Or… no, that was AOC.
I guess I must’ve been confused as you see the media spend a whole week talking about a Cancun trip for someone on the right but a whole two minutes talking about mass murder when someone on the left did it.
The guy who Locked the door behind them.
Replace Abbott, Cruz, and Perry with any three politicians on either side of the aisle, and the joke is just as lame.
How about Cuomo, Newsom and Pelosi? They actually did ILLEGAL actions against their constituents! The hypocrisy is embarrassing.
THe shit winds are blowin in a shit storm cause the shithawks are circling.
Oh Hi Mark!
Isn’t there something about mixing an acid and a base and human garbage?
Oh hai Mark
Lel politics in every sub
None. It would almost instantly become the mutual admiration society.
Is this supposed to be funny?
ahaha! very funny, Mark!
Have an upvote on behalf of my mom 🙂
You know that spiderman meme where the different forms of spiderman are pointing at each other?
I imagine it’s a lot like that, minus the superheros. Just 3 piles of shit pointing at each other.
I only know who one of these people are. And I know him as the guy who tried to cook bacon on a machine gun
Whichever one bends over for the other ones first
Not abbott lmao
Not in Texas, it would see.
I did not hit her, I did not.
Oh, hi Mark.
Didn’t perry burn down the gov mansion?
This joke is probably alot funnier when your wearing 3 masks.
They’d form an ouruboros
So naturally, the room votes them back in because apparently they like the smell.
We need the lebanes version
None of them. They would each go to a separate corner and think “those two guys are assholes”
Written and directed by Tommy Wiseau, Starring Wiseau as Ted Cruz: “it’s not true, I did not go to Cancún, it’s not true (slams facemask) I did nooot, oh hai Greg!”
ITT: Triggered conservative voters.