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Jan goes to the doctor for a diet plan.

Jan is terribly overweight, so the doctor hands over a sheet of paper with a diet on it.

“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.

When Jan returns, The doctor’s amazed to see a loss of nearly 20 pounds.

“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”

Jan nods, “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”

“From hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.

“No, from skipping.”

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