Jan is terribly overweight, so the doctor hands over a sheet of paper with a diet on it.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.
When Jan returns, The doctor’s amazed to see a loss of nearly 20 pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”
Jan nods, “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”
“From hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.
“No, from skipping.”
Another funny joke posted by stu-padidiot, originally seen on Reddit.
A freind of mine lost 200 pounds of excess fat and obsolete tissue in a matter of months.. Better still he felt great abut the divorce.
Doctr: You need to diet.
Blonde: What color?
Surprsingly wholesome