He taps on the glass partition to get the attention of his driver.
“Driver, I should like to take the wheel for some time. I have not driven in a long while.”
“Sure, boss!” says the driver, and they switch places.
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Well, Stalin is a devil behind the wheel. He gets to 60 mph, then 70, then 80. The car tops out at 97 mph, and he’s just tearing down the road.
He passes two officers on the side of the road. One of the guys is like “HOLY COW, that guy was going three times the speed limit! Let’s get him!”
But he’s stopped by the other guy. “Dude, didn’t you see who’s driving? That was Joseph Stalin. I’d hate to pull over whoever he’s chauffeuring!”
Another funny joke posted by LegoCMFanatic, originally seen on Reddit.