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A woman goes out shopping with her husband

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boot she loves.
The husband says “No chance love, they’re way too expensive.”
Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and then lower to her thigh.
She turns to him and says”No chance love, if you’re not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain’t riding it!”

Another funny joke posted by Background_Source996, originally seen on Reddit.

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