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My 7 yr old just made this one up: What do you say when a dinosaur farts?

That was a blast from the past!

Another funny joke posted by lazynessisawesome, originally seen on Reddit.

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  1. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?
    Because the pee is silent

    (Your 7 yo rocks, btw – upvoted)

  2. How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?

    Social distancing, they kept 65 million years apart.

  3. I’m sorry to tell you this, but your seven year old didn’t make that up. They just took credit for it when you laughed, or didn’t want to admit where they heard it.

  4. Picked it up in school or on the street from a kid who got it from an older kid … A 7 year old wouldn’t know what a “blast from the past” is …

  5. I’ve heard that joke before so I can guarantee your child didn’t say this.

    I’m starting to think that all of these posts that start with, “My child made this up”, is because you want to post a joke that has already been posted on here and/or you completely copied and noticed it got a lot of upvotes. So you want to put it on here, so you state that your child came up with it so no one attacks you.

  6. No, your child did not come up with this. Kids in my elementary school were telling this joke in 2004. If you’re gonna give fake credit for a joke to your kid at least make sure it’s something original that you actually came up with instead of something that literally sounds like you just read it off your Laffy Taffy wrapper and thought it was worth a chuckle.

  7. >>My 7 yr old just made this one up:

    This is what I feel like ppl say when they’ve thought up a joke but thought it might be dumb. Hahaha

  8. Can we please ban jokes from 7 year olds? They’re always shitty, usually fake, and only get upvotes because the OP said the joke is from a seven year old.

  9. Love it! My 7(?) year old daughter came up with this.
    Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
    Because chickens hadn’t been invented yet!

  10. Funny how most jokes are made by peoples kids these days. What the hell is this, X-factor? Jokes dont need an origin story.

  11. Honestly, no one’s gives a shit if your kid made it up. Also, I’m pretty sure you just used that line to avoid getting bashed for the repost and karma-whoring.

  12. @lazynessisawsome IMHO laziness is NOT awesome. This is already on 20 other joke sites. Hopefully your 7 yr old doesn’t use this method for his future original school essay ideas…

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