That was a blast from the past!
Another funny joke posted by lazynessisawesome, originally seen on Reddit.
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My 7 yr old just made this one up: What do you say when a dinosaur farts?
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Excellent. Career in stand-up ahead? Well done.
Exstink?
Be careful, it could be a rapturd.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent
(Your 7 yo rocks, btw – upvoted)
Something something megasoreass.
How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?
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Social distancing, they kept 65 million years apart.
My 8yo laughed
Nah you’re probably lying
Yep, he sure did
https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1242552194836115463
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Hate to break it to you, but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the jokes Alexa will tell if you ask for a joke.
I’m so sick of these my kid just made this up posts. No they didn’t you fucking karma whore
I’m sorry to tell you this, but your seven year old didn’t make that up. They just took credit for it when you laughed, or didn’t want to admit where they heard it.
Picked it up in school or on the street from a kid who got it from an older kid … A 7 year old wouldn’t know what a “blast from the past” is …
I’ve heard that joke before so I can guarantee your child didn’t say this.
I’m starting to think that all of these posts that start with, “My child made this up”, is because you want to post a joke that has already been posted on here and/or you completely copied and noticed it got a lot of upvotes. So you want to put it on here, so you state that your child came up with it so no one attacks you.
No they didn’t.
Lol. Sure sure.
No, your child did not come up with this. Kids in my elementary school were telling this joke in 2004. If you’re gonna give fake credit for a joke to your kid at least make sure it’s something original that you actually came up with instead of something that literally sounds like you just read it off your Laffy Taffy wrapper and thought it was worth a chuckle.
You just made up that your 7yo just made a joke up.
You must be dumb as fuck
>>My 7 yr old just made this one up:
This is what I feel like ppl say when they’ve thought up a joke but thought it might be dumb. Hahaha
I dino, what?
Wow all these 7 year olds popping up on a reddit community sure are talented!
I dont think a 7 year old made that up
No, he didn’t.
Can we please ban jokes from 7 year olds? They’re always shitty, usually fake, and only get upvotes because the OP said the joke is from a seven year old.
Every post on this sub starts with “my x yr old kid just made this up”
Hopefully it was just a fart otherwise they would have a megasaurass
No, your 7 year old did not make that one up
Nothing, they’re all dead.
Love it! My 7(?) year old daughter came up with this.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn’t been invented yet!
Fossil fuels
I was gonna say run but ok
Fantastic!!! Raising them well
I thought your 7 year old made it up in 2008?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?
Did she actually tho?
11/10 times a child says they created a new joke, they didn’t. They heard it somewhere else.
I smell an ex-stink.
Crash team racing nitro fueled/ crash bandicoot nsane teilogy intensifies
Funny how most jokes are made by peoples kids these days. What the hell is this, X-factor? Jokes dont need an origin story.
Tyrannosaurus wrecks-your-ass-hole
Excuseyousaur
Why can’t you hear pterodactyl in the bathroom? The p is silent.
sure sure, blame it on the 7 year old
Have you named him Ross by any chance?
Didastinkbeforeus
Honestly, no one’s gives a shit if your kid made it up. Also, I’m pretty sure you just used that line to avoid getting bashed for the repost and karma-whoring.
@lazynessisawsome IMHO laziness is NOT awesome. This is already on 20 other joke sites. Hopefully your 7 yr old doesn’t use this method for his future original school essay ideas…
That was Jurasick.
I’ll show myself out…