I’m deathly afraid of heights, My best friend and I were scheduled for our first jump. As we rose to 6000 ft.my nerves got the best of me and I slowly moved to the back of the line of ten other Airmen waiting to jump. I watched in horror as my buddy took his leap of faith along with the rest of the jumpers. Finally it came to just me and a big angry Sgt. standing behind me. He could see how scared I was.He yelled over the airplane noise Airmen! If you don’t jump I’m gonna put my dick in your ass! Later that day in the mess hall I saw my friend and he asked if I jumped..A little at first I said…
Another funny joke posted by bigebige, originally seen on Reddit.
Nice joke. On the same level as why did the rabbit cross the road