I don’t have COVID-19.
Another funny joke posted by MudakMudakov, originally seen on Reddit.
My sex life is like COVID-19.
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I thought your sex life had a mortality rate
But in both cases the new anal test could change your mind?
It has gastrointestinal symptoms?
WHO said that?
Yeah, I was really hoping the mask would make me appear more attractive. Turns out, women’s intuition doesn’t lose any sense during a pandemic.
You have something in common with those that have COVID-19.
No taste.
Maybe you had it and you didn’t know it?
Not approved for children under 16…yet
Prone to elderly and young children?
On lockdown
*yet*
Buuuuuut if you go outside you might get it at any moment?
1 year old and easily spread!
People stay home to avoid it.
on the bright side, any tests related to it should come out negative.
My sex life is like COVID-19.
Anybody can get it.
Oh….I thought you were gonna say tasteless.
Sometimes you’re pretty sure the whole world is fighting against your sex life..?
I wish there was a low effort award that sapped away Karma because I would give it to you
I thought you were going to say it lacked taste.
Everyone could get it, but no one wants it?
Because people think your sex life is a hoax?
You both mainly fuck people over 80?
Fucks people’s throats and lungs so bad they have to be put on life support?
Tasteless and not allowed within two feet of anybody
been exposed but never had it
It killed my grandma.
twice in the same person very rare?
Everybody employs a variety of measures to avoid it?
You’re partners become immune to it after 1 time?
I had it once and now I can’t
There’s a 95% chance I’ll never have it
Same, plus I’m always hearing about people who’ve had it
Everybody else is getting it.
My sex life is like COVID-19.
I got it from my creepy uncle over Christmas.
You have to stay a certain distance away from schools?
#Oooh, let me try a few…
you have to go outside and be around other people to if you want someone to give you ~~sex~~ ^covid-19.
having ~~sex~~^^covid-19 is more likely to kill older people and people with heart conditions.
you can’t really have ~~sex~~ ^covid-19 without swapping some bodily fluids
If you don’t use the proper protection and get ~~sex~~ ^covid-19 you’ll probably feel great at first, but you’re likely going to really regret it later.
the group of people sharing the most ~~sex~~ ^covid-19 are between the ages of 20 and 30.
The people who have the most intense ~~sex~~ ^covid-19 can often end up gagging as things are shoved down their throat
I too am very unsucsexful
My face covering keeps me from getting COVID. My face keeps me from having sex.
and the people that have it dont seem to be wearing any protection.
M’y sex life is like covid, no one has consent
Sex with me is like covid-19.
Nobody wants it
People wear a mask to avoid it
It has a devastating effect on the elderly
The US did a poor job of containing it
Large parts of our society are entirely focused on it, but you have no personal experience.
It’s a hoax 😹
I’m pretty flaccid after 19 Coronas.
You’ll probably only get it once. Or maybe never.