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My wife of 15 years has just told me she has been faking her orgasms every time we’ve had sex.

I can’t believe she lied to me, not once, but twice.

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  1. A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.

    A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.

  2. I went to a marriage retreat a long time ago when my husband and I first got married. It was a gift his aunt and uncle gave to all their newly wed nieces and nephews.

    Anyway, the couple running it said when they first got married, the wife never orgasmed for 10 years. Ways to stimulate women was never really talked about to them, or other couples, especially those with religious backgrounds. They didn’t really mention sex toys at the retreat although that is a great way to orgasm, but they emphasized foreplay a lot before the actual sex, like a lot, to help achieve that. Lol.

  3. Y’all crack me up. that’s like Rodney said him and his wife were going to quit smoking the only cigarettes they can have is after sex he’s had the same pack since 1976 she smokes three packs a day

  4. I never understand these jokes about wives not wanting sex. Mine wants sex constantly, and while I wish I was invited more the point still stands.

  5. I was in couples counseling and the the therapist had my wife and I talk about what would improve our sex life. I told my wife initiate sex more often, and she said “Call before you get home.”

  6. As a man, I don’t care if she’s faking. I’m gonna be satisfied regardless. If she’s not satisfied, she needs to speak up and tell me how to do better.

  7. Reminds me of the guy in sex class. They were asking who had sex more the 3 times a week, then once a week, and so on. They got to once a year and this guy is going nuts waving his hand. Teacher asks why he’s so excited and he yells, “cuz tonight’s the night”!!

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