Please upvote because I want this house to be spotless
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My wife says if this post gets a 1000 likes, I can get anal on my cake day
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Pls keep us updated on whether you got it or not
This either went over a few peoples heads, or they didn’t read the second line…. you have my upvote.
Always enjoy when the NSFW part is in the heading
I remember when Family Guy made this joke years ago.
“Remember, Lois, our agreement was if I do this for you, when we get home I get anal.”
“No matter how much work it is, you don’t get to stop cleaning until I say it’s done.”
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Was expecting the punchline to be about pegging
If this isn’t the most overused cake day joke..
Was expecting the response “Please don’t vote her strap-on is just too big!”
But, she already bought the strap-on.
Rip straight out of Family Guy.
I was expecting this to be #29443 but it’s actually #4126.
Anal and cake don’t really go hand in hand.
I prefer please don’t upvote my wife has a 16 inch strap on.
Does your house have a cleftal horizon, then?
Seen so many times. Try to have an original thought.
Last time we fought, it was my fault, really. She asked, *Whats on the tv?* and I said, “Dust.”
“My wife is so excited about it, she has started wearing the strapon around the house.”
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A girl wants to go out with her friends for the day so she asks her dad to borrow the car. The dad, hesitant to let his daughter take the car says “You only can take it if you give me a blowjob”. She obliges and begins to give her dad a blowjob.
She quickly stops and says “Ew dad your dick tastes like shit!”
Dad: “Oh right, your brother has the car.”
This is objectively a bad pun because the ‘anal’ in ‘anal retentive’ is the same word. It’s not even a play on words.
Hi. I’m here for the anal cleaning
I don’t get it
>My wife says if this post gets a 1000 likes,
“a one thousand likes”
if you get 2k is pegging an option? 😉
I don’t get it 🙁
I dont get it
I don’t get it, I get the anal part, but what does that have to do with cleaning?
I thought the punchline was going involve the use of a strap on by the wife.
What
Huh huh huh…it was barely funny when Peter Griffin said it 15 years ago
How many times can unoriginal jackasses post this? And how many people living under a rock see it for the first time and uovote this negative effort swill?
Wow way to steal a bad joke from family guy and make it even worse
Yay….this “joke” again…..so original /s
I don’t get it
Sounds like a shitty proposition.
Explain
Dude, you just raked up like 7 anals….
Family Guy did this joke like 10 years ago.
Sir, I did my part. Good luck.
NGL would prefer a clean house over anal sex.
Did you just copy paste this one from facebook?
You don’t like things on reddit.
My wife says if i stop reposting on r/Jokes, i can get anal on my cake day.
Hey! I’m a pretty new-gen person. How does anal represent cleaning?
non-native speaker here. Anyone care to explain?
I dont understand it can someone explain it to my stupid ass?
Wtf? Is this the 3rd time in a week this joke has appeared?
Hang your head in shame, sir or madam.
My girlfriend said if she got 1000 upvoted she agree to anal. Please don’t vote she’s away on a business trip.
I don’t understand nooo
I dont get it