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My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.

Me: Can we change the subject?

My wife: Ok, more chores around the house need to be done by you.

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  1. My wife said she’s leaving me because I refuse to help her out with the chores.

    It was devastating. I never did anything to deserve it.

  2. A wife is shouting at her husband about not helping her with chores.

    “I’m cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, while you are sitting all day, waiting for me to bring you a beer. What kind of a husband are you?”

    “A patient one.”

  3. My wife used to tell me the same thing, so i bought a maid and named her chores. She has stopped since she saw me doing chores around the house.

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