Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Ok, more chores around the house need to be done by you.
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My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
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a grammar joke. nice
You became the object of her command.
The passive voice is despised by me
Chores around the house you must do
Childhood grammar nightmare upvote
My wife said she’s leaving me because I refuse to help her out with the chores.
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It was devastating. I never did anything to deserve it.
A wife is shouting at her husband about not helping her with chores.
“I’m cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, while you are sitting all day, waiting for me to bring you a beer. What kind of a husband are you?”
“A patient one.”
That was well played
I hate grammar jokes 😤
Just remember: No man has ever been murdered by his wife while he was doing dishes.
Your wife will make a nice dad
A bar is walked into by a passive voice.
My girlfriend is an editor. She like this one. Anyways im now making lunch for her.
My wife used to tell me the same thing, so i bought a maid and named her chores. She has stopped since she saw me doing chores around the house.
This is a first…the women twisted her own words. Usually, my wife twists what I say around.
Oh dang I like the English grammar joke
passive voice aggressive
I want to see more of you around the house.
Fine, I’ll gain weight.
Your wife made a great dad joke
When she has a litterature licence
The issue is still predicated on you.
Yay, grammar jokes!
I guess you’ve been a little passive around the house
Now that’s what I call passive-aggressive
She really puts the passive in passive-aggressive
I love a good grammar joke. Has an upvote.
Clean the house, you will.
Dad?
Sudo do my chores
When wife becomes dad
I laughed and I probably shouldn’t have.
You got me.
English teachers must love that joke
10/10
OMG WE JUST DID THAT IN HOMESCHOOLING
This is objectifying and I find myself offended
She sentenced you
Yoda: Fear is the path of the dark side.
Luke: Ugh, can we change the subject?
Yoda: The path to the dark side is Fear.
Nobody can change the subject! Is it your first day on reddit or what?
She must subjugate before you conjugate
Active to passive voice, nice.
I will not subject you to this objectification!
Ah yes we need more of these to educate people on English rules
such a simple joke
r/linguisticshumor
Wtf! They’re puting ads in the comment section now??
“Hires a babysitter named ‘Chores'”
Hi, my name is Chores, I can help around the house. However, you cannot “do” me. I charge $75 per hour.
Ha! As someone who has studied a bunch of linguistics, I appreciated this.
Although this is a joke, it’s pretty clever XD
I like it =)