Little Adam asks the grade 3 teacher “Is ‘buttcheeks’ one word?
Or should I spread them?”
Before the teacher could overcome her slight annoyance, little Brandon chips in: “There should always be a colon in the middle! Am I right? ”
The teacher shakes her head: “Looks like you guys just exposed you’re behind on this topic. We should have already covered it from all angles last month, but let’s wrap it up now, I’ll give you all a refresher on the period coming up.”
Little Johnny suddenly pipes up: “That won’t work ma’am, my dad told me a period near the buttcheeks ruins everything.”
Another funny joke posted by inseishabol, originally seen on Reddit.