Unfortunately, there’s only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, ‘Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.’
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, ‘OK, your Majesty, you may go in.’
Dolly is outraged and asks, ‘What was that all about?
I show you two of God’s own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in!
‘Sorry, Dolly,’ says the Angel, ‘but even in Heaven, A Royal Flush beats a Pair. no matter how big they are.
Edit: Obligatory “Wow, this blew up!” message. Thanks for all the awards!
To those calling this out as a repost, I wasn’t aware but fair enough. My dad told it to me and he’s chuffed that you all like it! And as far as I can see, this has brought a lot of laughter to a lot of folks.
Another funny joke posted by Almighty_Egg, originally seen on Reddit.