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Ruth, a young blonde woman, was driving her Ferrari waaay over the speed limit,

…so she gets pulled over be the police. The police woman, who also turns out to be a young blonde, walks over to the Ferrari and signals Ruth to roll down her window. With the window open, our blonde police officer demands to see Ruth’s drivers license and registration. After finding the registration in the glove compartment, Ruth starts going through her purse looking for her drivers license. She gets exceedingly stressed when it slowly dawns on her that it is not there! After a stressful minute not finding what she is looking for she stumbles across the little mirror she uses when powdering her nose. Noticing her own reflection in the mirror, she turns to the police woman and asks nervously: “I can’t find my drivers license, but would this suffice as ID?”. The blonde police officer takes the mirror in her hands and looks confused at it for a moment before handing it back: “OK, oh, I am sorry! You can go. I didn’t notice you were police as well!”

Another funny joke posted by sodapops82, originally seen on Reddit.

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  1. My girlfriend who happens to be blonde said ‟That joke is dumb. If she ws that stupid she wouldn’t have been able to be a cop in the first place”

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