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Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He’d have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community…
If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy; if the Pope won, they’d have to convert or leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise Rabbi to represent them in the debate.

However, as the Rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Hebrew, they agreed that it would be a ‘silent’ debate.

On the chosen day, the Pope and the Rabbi sat opposite each other

The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.

The Rabbi looked back and raised one finger.

Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head. The Rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.

The Rabbi pulled out an apple.

With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the Rabbi was too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy!

Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened. The Pope said, ‘First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still only one God common to both our beliefs.’ ‘Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us.’ ‘Finally, I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin.’ ‘He bested me at every move and I could not continue!’

Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the Rabbi how he had won. ‘I don’t have a clue!!!’ the Rabbi said. ‘First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him the finger.’ Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews, so I told him that we were staying right here. ‘And then what?’ asked a woman. ‘Who knows…’ said the Rabbi. ‘He took out his lunch, so I took out mine!’

Another funny joke posted by IlIllIllIIIII, originally seen on Reddit.

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  1. The rabbi was an avid golfer and played at every opportunity. He was so addicted to the game that he would get withdrawal symptoms if he didn’t play. One Yom Kippur the rabbi thought to himself, ‟What’s it going to hurt if I go out during the recess and play a few rounds. Nobody will be the wiser, and I will be back in time for services.”

    Sure enough, at the end of the morning service, the rabbi snuck out of the synagogue and headed straight for the golf course. Looking down upon the scene were Moses and God. Moses said, ‟Look how terrible — a Jew on Yom Kippur. And even worse! A rabbi!”

    God replied ‟Watch. I’m going to teach him a lesson.”

    The rabbi stepped up to the first tee. When he hit the ball, it careened off a tree, struck a rock, skipped across a pond and landed in the hole for a hole in one!

    Seeing all this, Moses protested. ‟God, is this how you are going to teach him a lesson? He got a hole in one!”

    ‟Sure,” said God, ‟but who’s he going to tell?”

  2. In other version the Jews sent Moishe, the community buffoon, to the debate. I guess it makes more sense to send a smart man to a crucial debate that determines fates, but on the other Rabbi did sound a little silly when he explained what he did.

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