So this penis walks into a bar, right? And the bartender says, “Why the fuck is there a giant walking penis in my place of business? What morbid Lovecraftian monstrosity is this, where a male sex organ has taken an anthropomorphic form and moved frictionlessly to my very own bar? What does this creature possess? Can it think? Feel? Love? Hate? What are the inner workings of this nightmarish oddity, and, more importantly, where did it come from? This is the scariest moment of my life, and I will be forever haunted by the deep psychological trauma of encountering a living, breathing, walking penis capable of conscious decision-making.”
Another funny joke posted by Jkopoulos9, originally seen on Reddit.
OP walks into a bar… Ouch!
Wait until the load of a punchline comes to head…
good one
Remember class, anything can be a joke…. except for what u/Jkopoulos9 posted. u/Jkopoulos9 has created the opposite of a joke.
This makes me question everything
OP walked into a bar, got knocked the fuck out, and lost his sense of humor.
you know copypasta that you reposted isnt joke and is serious thought about a man seeing penis walking into a bar
…….. moving on swiftly
Where is the joke part?
What the actual crap
How am I the 12 comment and only the first down vote?
sir this is a wendy’s
I don’t get it.
That was Andrew coumo. It’s a common mistake.
Too meta, too hard.
My first thought would be, “where does it keep its wallet”.
cum
This reminds me of a joke. Which I’ll post in just a second.
This is either going to be a very genius joke where the punchline comes later (no pun intended), or the worst piece of garbage I’ve read on this sub
The bar is a vagina.
R/antijokes
Don’t quit your day job fam
Imagine the penis breathing. Just imagine. Now run.
Did the penis walk into the bar or it slid right in?
The name of this bar is : the bearded clam.
r/AntiJokes
It would be funny if somebody stepped on a ball on accident
Bartender’s upset because it doesn’t have any pockets to hold a wallet for the drinks.
This is a terrible joke.
Gogol would like a word with you.
I’m sad I was made to read that without the payoff of a punchline
Then the guy takes off the penis costume and says, “shut the fuck up, bitch.”
But what did it order?
This is the dumbest shit I’ve read all day
Did it order a drink, stiff, on the rocks?
This is not r/copypasta right? This time im in correct place right?
He’s gonna have blue balls with how long you’re taking to cum up with a punchline.
Why can’t this sub actually have jokes
I have searched but have yet to find the funny….
I was waiting for the punch line, but then I realized I had already read it.
I think he’s trying to find a taco bell
“Just the tip”
When will the punchline be posted?
Okay but how is this a joke?
Come here often?
this was fucking stupid.
Cool story bro whats yer cats name
Man this one sucked :/
I feel like this belongs in r/AntiAntiJokes