The 7 Dwarfs on vacation


While on vacation, the Seven Dwarfs visit the local convent to buy some souvenirs.

They meet up with the Mother Superior and Dopey stops to talk to her.

“Excuse me, your holy one but do you have any short nuns here?”

Mother Superior is quite puzzled by the question but replies,

“No, not very short but some are around 5 foot tall.”

“Are you sure there aren’t any nuns about 3 foot in height?” he persists.

“Oh no, no one like that,” she says.

As the dwarfs leave, the Mother Superior follows them quietly

down the road to try and discover the reason for such an odd question.

She overhears the other dwarfs asking him what was said, and he replies,

“She said they don’t have any.”

On hearing this, the other dwarfs all begin laughing and chanting:

“Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!”

Another funny joke posted by forko23, originally seen on Reddit.



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  1. I was trying to figure out what ‟dwarfnuns” sounded like..

    ‟By this point, all of the dwarfs were laughing out loud and rolling on the ground.” Should probably say the 6 or something.That implies Dopey is laughing.

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