One day, he went on a plane. Unfortunately, a malfunction occurred. The flight crew announced that the plane was going down and one of the passengers had to be thrown out to reduce weight.
To determine the victim, passengers drew lots, and the unlucky man was chosen. He refused furiously, saying “No, I lived a miserable life because of my bad luck and I refuse to let it dictate the end of my days!”
Passengers drew lots for the second time, he was chosen again. He refused for the second time, with less determination.
When the lots were drawn for the third time, his name was chosen once more. He refused again.
Finally, when his name appeared again after the fourth ballot, he said:
“OK, I agree to jump off the plane on one condition. You have to guess this correctly: What is the total number of testicles of me and the man in front of me?”
Passengers looked at each other with slight surprise and a grin on their faces and said “Four, of course!”. The man laughed at them saying “No! You’re wrong, as you see!” while revealing his proud, single testicle to them. Then the other man pulled down his pants…
He had three testicles.
Another funny joke posted by L0J1MA, originally seen on Reddit.
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As far as I know a turkish youtube channel named “paint terk” had this story. It has a lot of bullshit stories like this which are hilarious.
A man had 3 testicles and was very concerned about it so he asked his doctor what he could do about it.
The doctor replied that if he talked to people about his problem it could help.
So man took the bus home and sat next to another man and said ” You know, between us both we have 5 testicles “.
The other man turned around and said “Why, do you only have one?”
Kudos – for an unexpected punchline and making me laugh on my 50th birthday! 🙂
Is it odd that my one testicle hangs lower than the other two?
edit: Thanks everybody. I feel normal now.
Panit terk lmao
This is the worst thing I have seen on reddit
After 4 attempts and he still doesn’t jump..the guy has no balls
one for me master, one for me dame …
Ok, but seriously now, my grandpa has only 1 testicle because he let, when he was 18, a heavy weight fall on top of his other one.
Yeah imagining the pain makes me cringe, and I always think of that when someone mentions “1” and “testicle” in the same phrase
And that’s how I lost a ballgame with a pawnshop owner.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
Hitler and Jimmy Three Balls get on a plane
So what exactly is the punchline here?
Can someone explain to me what’s the point of the multiple draws in regard of the joke ? Wouldn’t it have the same impact if there was only 1 draw ?
Pretty sure I first heard this when I was around eight years old.
I knew a man with five testicles. His underwear fit him like a glove.
If you ever have somebody willing to jump off a plane based on that, he’s gotta be half nuts.
For an emergency they were very patience with drewing lots.
Seems the guy with three testicles was the one weighing down the plane.
As a man with at least one testicle, I love this joke!
A man with a high squeaky voice went to see a witch doctor.
“Doctor doctor! Is there anything you can do about my voice? I want it lowered and more manly”
The doctor made a suggestion, “I heard one way to lower your voice is to cut off your testicles.”
“Cut off my testicles! ? No way! I’m not doing that!” said the man.
The next day he went swimming at the beach. Just then he saw a shark fin sticking out of the water fast approaching.
He screamed in his high squeaky voice “Swim to shore! Swim to shore!” (Then in a lowered manly voice) “There’s a shark coming!”
*joke is better in audio form*
I wish these events were true
WW2 wldn’t have happened.
phew, I thought it was the *other* man with one testicle
I have had only one testicle since I was around 6 months old. Let me tell you, nothing unlucky about the little guy. It’s like a four leaf clover in your pants.
Gonna be honest, this joke fucking sucks.
What do you do with a rhino with three balls?
You walk him and pitch to the zebra.
E3 – The Extra Testicle
“If you only have one left, is it still your left nut?”
God damn that was the worst joke I’ve read in a long time
When i was a kid i went to summer camp with a kid who claimed he was born with 3 testys. When he was a baby he had the extra one removed. Then when he was a young boy he crashed his bike into a fence and lost one. Born with three and now only has one.
there was a joke here?
On average, humans have about one testicle.
This one sucks.
The name of the man with the 3 testicles is Bill, Cherno-Bill
Plot twist, the plane crashes by the time they decide who to kill
Bad joke IMO
This is legitimately the worst joke I’ve heard on this sub
Admitting that you have one testicle to a plane full of strangers takes ball.
I don’t get why that’s funny
Why is this funny? Aren’t punchline supose to be unexpected? Am I missing a pun as a non native speaker?
NSFW fun fact about myself: ive not only dated a guy with 3 testicles, but ive also dated a guy with only 1.
I started a new job this week, but I unfortunately can’t share this in my intros.
Why does this have 13K upvotes? What the hell even is this? I don’t think it even qualifies as a joke.
This isn’t even funny.
And that man was called Hitler
This follows the Law of the Conservation of Ball Mass. Testicles can be neither created nor destroyed. For every uniballer out there, there’s a guy with three testicles.