Valentine’s Day

A guy walks into a bar and orders a White Russian. “This tastes a little funny,” the guy complains. “Has your dairy gone off?” The irritated bartender grabs the carton of milk and checks the expiration date stamped on the side. “It says here that it doesn’t expire until this coming Monday,” the bartender says. “That means my milk has a date for Valentine’s Day and you still don’t.”

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The old Cowboy in Vegas

A wife sits down opposite her husband and takes his hand in hers.