What do you call a potato that looks like a penis?

A dictator.

What do you call a regular looking potato?

A commentator.

There are two potatoes standing on the side of the road, how do you tell which one is the hooker?

The one that says Idaho on it.

Another funny joke posted by markeymarkbeaty, originally seen on Reddit.



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  1. The Teacher asks her students “can you spell dictate and use it in a sentence?”?

    Spanky, Alfalfa and Buckwheat were all asked.

    Spanky says “dick” and she interrupts and says “No, that’s not right.”

    Alfalfa says ” dik ” and again she interrupts, saying “no, that’s not right either.”

    Then she asks Buckwheat if he could spell dictate and use it in a sentence. Buckwheat says

    “Ohtay, d-i-c-t-a-t-e.” She says “that’s right, now use it in a sentence.”

    He says “Ohtay, my girlfriend told me last night my dic tate good.”

  2. What do you call a cross between a penis, an autocrat, and the Titanic?
    A dictatorship.

    Edit: I screwed this one up.
    A penis, *a french fry* and the Titanic.
    What can I say, I’m tired.

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