A clitical hit
Another funny joke posted by CollinM36, originally seen on Reddit.
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What is it called when you kick a girl in the crotch
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Cunt punt
Clam jam.
A camel toe blow.
Y’all need to stop pussyfooting around here
Who knew vulva violence would be such an opportunity for word play (disclaimer: do not support violence against woman)
It’s typically an ovary action.
Ball check
Game ovaries, sore-us clitoris
That’s how you make a hormone.
How bout a Cooter-Booter?
Gash bash
The end of the date?
Aw that’s class!
This joke had my wife ‘flap’ping
A clit hit.
KIck her in the taco, Paco!
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2uy1kh/kick_her_in_the_taco_paco/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
EDIT “Kick” and link
Assault
Happy cake day mate!
Clam jam???
Boot in the doot
funniest joke I’ve seen recently
Clam slam
Cuntpunt
This thread has immature me cracking the f up.
Hoofed in the front butt
You know why the call it a count don’t you?
Cause that’s the sound it makes it you kick them there.
I hate those they should remove random clitical hits next update
Cunt punt, gash mash, haymaker to the baby maker, snach shot, twat shot, wham bam right in the clam, cunt-tusion, and credit card (for skateboarding accidents).
Can someone more skilled than me make a Dr. Suess rhyme?
Twat swat.
boot her in the vagooter
ClitKick
Snatch pat.
Falcon punch.
Happy cake day!
Make sure to sing the song while you’re about it.
https://youtu.be/6KuD0Q8HTBI
Mean
Pussy footing.
You’ve got to find it first.
Uppercunt
Clam bam. Thank you ma’am
XD I hate that so much
A muffin stuffin
Haymaker to the baby maker.
Superfannyextrahardkicktunasmellsdelicious.
Eyyy
A booterus to the uterus.
The Cunt Punt
Serious question. Where do girls keep their balls?
Clam slam